Report: Humans Finally Achieved World Peace In Early 2016 And It’s All Been Downhill Since Then
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can now be confirmed that the closest humans have ever gotten to achieving peace was in early 2016, when the entire world...
Flag Cape Crew Too Rooted By Cozzie Livs To Join Dutton’s Annual Jan 26 Culture War
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The unmistakable smell of burnt sausages and bad decisions is noticeably absent from Betoota’s French Quarter this January 26th,...
City Worker Patiently Waits For StoryPark Update To See What Egregious Outfit Husband Put The Kid In Today
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A high-flying corporate mum is refreshing her inbox this morning, eagerly awaiting today's StoryPark update.
For those unfamiliar, StoryPark is...
Secret Of How Bluey’s Marginally Employed Parents Can Afford To Live In A Renovated Queenslander In Red Hill Finally Revealed
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It is a question that's long remained in the back of each parent's mind when they sit down to...
Who Said It? Donald Trump Or Ja’mie King?
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Think you can tell the difference between Donald Trump and Ja'mie King? Take this quiz!
WHO SAID IT?
1: “People love me. And you know...
Dutton: Let’s Get Australia Back To When We Had 3 PMs In 5 Years And One Bloke With 5 Ministries
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has softly campaigned over the weekend, vowing to get Australia back on track.
Back to the...
Gina Rinehart Saves The Day Again And Buys TikTok
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Australia’s most self-made inheritor, Gina Rinehart, has stunned the tech world by acquiring TikTok.
The surprise move is reportedly...
Report: The World Would Be A Better Place If Everyone Got Into Lord Of The Rings Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the world seems to grow increasingly divided as billionaire oligarchs amp up their efforts to infiltrate governments, media, and social media platforms,...
Mark Zuckerberg Acting Exactly Like Cady Heron When She Got A Hot Makeover In Mean Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn yet another example of life imitating art, tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg has fully completed his transformation into becoming one of Trump's henchman,...
Sydney Enjoys Their Annual Queensland-Strength Thunderstorm
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The weird rat-like people of Sydney awoke this morning to the aftermath of their annual Queensland-strength thunderstorm, buzzing with...
