Local Romantic Says Here’s A Dozen Stem Cut Red Roses Grown In Kenya, Snap Frozen And Flown Here Just For Today, Babe
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Local man Tom Hastings has outdone himself this Valentine's Day, arriving home from the gym this morning with a...
Report: She’s Probably Loving All This
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Convicted fraudster Belle Gibson is back in the headlines following the release of Apple Cider Vinegar, a Netflix series...
Virgin To Allow All Passengers To Bark, Shit On The Floor On New Pet-Friendly Services
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Pets are like people and should be treated as such. That's the message from the nation's other airline this...
OPINION: If We Are Paying For It, Nationalise REX And Let Us Vape On Board And BYO
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In yet another example of the government throwing taxpayer dollars at regional airlines without actually fixing the problem, REX...
World Misses When Billionaires Stroked Their Ego By Having Hospitals and Museums Named After Them
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can now be confirmed that the world misses when billionaires flexed their wealth by building hospitals, universities and libraries, instead of just...
Two Hands Sequel Just A Guy Frantically Looking For Somewhere In The Cross To Get A Schooner After 8pm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAfter more than 25 years, the Australian cult classic Two Hands is finally getting a sequel, set right where it all began.
The film, which catapulted...
“Don’t Do It,” Millennials Warn As Gen Z Teases The Return Of Skinny Jeans
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTMAKE IT STOP: A state of emergency has been declared in millennial group chats nationwide after reports emerged that Gen Z is...
Trapped Tourists Form Tribes And Battle For Resources As Hamilton Island Remains Cutoff From Mainland
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Hundreds of holidaymakers trapped on Hamilton Island by the recent storm activity have seen their fragile society collapse as...
Ethnic Community Left Reeling As Their Local Family Restaurant Appears In Broadsheet
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The small but tight-knit Danish community of Betoota has been left in shock after its local family-run restaurant was...
NSW Transport Minister’s Chauffeur Stoked He Won’t Have To Drive Pissed Middle Aged Women Back From Wineries Anymore
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactNSW Transport Minister Jo Haylen has this week resigned from her role, after it was discovered she used a government chauffeur to drive...
