Barnaby Shares Pics Of His Energy Drink And Whole Side Of Smoked Salmon Lunch-On-The-Go
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The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has shared a few candid images of his lunch today as the Deputy Prime Minister...
Libs: If We Make It Easier To Buy A Home, Who Will Pay Off Our Investment Property Mortgages?
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The social caste system that is the Australian property market is under threat, says the Liberal Party, who today...
Albo Emerges From Isolation With Promise To Put ASIO On The Trail Of The Yuppie Dog Who’s Been Poisoning The Greens Down At Marrickville Golf Club
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has emerged from COVID isolation this morning and straight into a number of television interviews...
“Come On, You Purple Bastard!” Scotty Says To His Sims Genie Looking For Election Miracle
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The Prime Minister has turned to a virtual genie this morning in his latest bid to find an election...
Local Man Keeps Bricks On Window Sill To Throw At People Who Put Dog Shit In His Wheelie Bin
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Dog owners have been put on notice down one French Quarter street today not to put their fur baby's...
Albo Twists The Knife In Moderate Liberals By Announcing New Tax On Woven Leather Shoes
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is spending his last morning in COVID isolation announcing a swathe of new tax policy,...
RBA Governor: “Christ Alive, I’ve Really Gone And Shit The Bed This Time. I’m Totally Fucked. I’m Fucking Fucked.”
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Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has conceded this afternoon that he's put himself in quite the pickle after repeatedly...
“Things Will Be Worse Under Labor!” Says Man Who’s Now Living On Credit Cards And Loans From Daddy
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A full-time-live-at-home-son from our town's leafiest enclave of Betoota Grove has been parroting his Dad's opinions to anyone who'll...
PM Defends Being On Phone During Dawn Service: “I Was Trying To Shazam That Catchy Trumpet Song”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime Minister Scott Morrison has found himself getting rinsed by Twitter (but surprisingly virtually no Murdoch newspapers) for being on his mobile phone...
Entire Twittersphere Wondering If Musk’s Free Speech Rule Will Include That Kid Who Tracks His Jets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWith entrepreneur Elon Musk cinching a deal to buy Twitter for a staggering US $41 billion, many people have been left wondering what...
