ABC Make Last-Ditch Effort To Interview PM With Sharkies Beer Pong Table And 30 Can Cube Of Coke
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The ABC is making a last-ditch effort today to lure Prime Minister Scott Morrison through the door by setting...
Workplace Bully Happy To Be Back In Her Natural Habitat After Two-Year Break From The Office
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A middle-manager at a French Quarter architecture office has welcomed the recent return to the office after two years...
Scotty From Marketing Earmarks $4bn For Hip Surgeries Before Setting Screws In Pensioner’s Femur
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come to the rescue of our nation's clumsy elderly today by earmarking a further...
SA Parliament Likened To Neighbours As It’s Full Of Drama That Nobody Cares About Anymore
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The South Australian Parliament is in turmoil at the moment as some public servant from Kangaroo Island got pinged...
Local Bloke Praised For Using Instagram’s Close Friends Feature The Way It Was Intended
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds local has today been praised for finally using Instagram’s close friends feature the right way, by posting something that only...
One Nation Defends Putting Forward The Re-Animated Corpse Of John Curtin For Wentworth
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Pauline Hanson's One Nation is under fire this week for running a number of 'ghost candidates' in electorates where...
Alan Joyce Begrudgingly Invites Cousin Barnaby Over For Dinner But Asks Him Not To Break Wind In Front Of His Art Friends Again
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is set to be on thin ice over at cousin Alan Joyce's place this...
Local Woman Has A Shocker And Orders The Irish Meatlovers
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Last night at popular French Quarter trattoria, Mange Un Chat-Mort, a local woman played an absolute clanger and decided...
OPINION: Should Posties Be Given Protections Against Dangerous Dogs? We Say A Glock 20 Would Be Perfect
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Popular with Alaskans looking to protect themselves from bears, the Glock 20 offers formidable stopping power, unmatched accuracy in...
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Pumps “Welcome To The Jungle” And Lights Up A Durrie As Rate Rise Apocalypse Begins
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Reserve Bank cash daddy Philip Lowe has locked his office door this morning and put a sock over the...
