Libs: “We Have Earmarked Further Spending For Whatever Our Focus Groups Say Is Most Popular”
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The Coalition's money men have earmarked further spending in these last days of the election campaign for whatever their...
ABC Denies Bias Just Hours Before Tonight’s Four Corners Episode “Inside Morrison’s Death Cult Church”
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The Australian Bolshevik Channel has been forced to defend itself again today, this time from the hand that feeds...
Letter To The Editor: “Your Newspaper Has Become Quite Biased And That Offends Me”
EDITORIAL
To the Editor,
I have been a faithful reader of The Betoota Advocate for 25 years now and in that time, I have enjoyed the...
Albo Wonders If He Could Just Pull A ScoMo Today And Fuck Work Off For The Resort Swim-Up Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in the tropics today and it seems, by his own admission, that he's joining...
Ned Kelly Cancelled After Discovery Of Controversial Anti-Police Tweets from 1875
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Australian bushranger Ned Kelly is making headlines for the wrong reasons this week after internet sleuths uncovered a series...
Barnaby Tells Kangaroo Swimming In His Damn Pool To Get The Hell Out Before He Calls The Cops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Deputy Prime Minister returned home yesterday to find a kangaroo swimming in his pool, which he was displeased...
Local Man Confirms He Feels Cheated As Latest Sickness Is Way Worse Than The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man has been sick for nearly a month and despite dozens of rapid antigen tests and...
Blue-Haired Naarm Settler Says She’d Vote For Our First POC Prime Minister If He Says Nup To The Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A once-proud alumnus of the exclusive Lauriston Girls' School who's now settled in Melbourne's Fitzroy has explained to this...
“Albo Wants Your Labourers To Drive A Ford Ranger Raptor Like You” Scotty Warns Nation’s Builders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the offensive today after Labor leader Anthony Albanese said he wanted to make...
Report: Vegemite On Golden Crumpets Found To Be The God Tier Use Of Our National Spread
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some lighter news, golden crumpets have been revealed to be the best base for our national spread.
The Australian Institution of Food Science...
