Life Hack: Local Man Borrows Some Tourist’s Number Plates To Go Get A Free Tank Of Petrol
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A Betoota Heights man has found an ingenious way to get a free tank of petrol every time he...
Povo Barnaby Gets On With The Job After Taking 60% Pay Cut By Catching 11 Pigeons To Feed His Growing Family
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The former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is one again in the poor house, according to the man himself...
Next Ep Of Pauline Hanson’s Please Explain To Feature Former Senator Trying To Get On JobSeeker
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A case of regicide has occurred in outer-metro south-east-corner Queensland this weekend as our state's disenfranchised and fed-up hinterland...
Puffer Jacket Chode Feels Ripped Off After Buying A $5 Democracy Sausage At Under-Funded State School
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A young man who's spent 32 years living in his entrepreneur father's shadow has blasted a Betoota Heights state...
Inner-City Liberal Volunteer Receives Final Snide Remark And Eye Roll From Yuppie Teal Couple As Polls Close
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Someone's son put on a brave face today as young couple after young couple rolled their eyes at him,...
Local Micro-Influencer Posts Photos Of Election Queue To Let Everyone Know She Compulsorily Voted
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Instagram celebrity has let all her followers know that she has voted this morning, taking to the platform to...
AEC Warns Democracy Sausages Will Be A Little Smaller Due To The Cold Weather
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some startling news, those looking to indulge in a democracy sausage may be left feeling a little disappointed tomorrow, as the Australian...
Kooyong Man Just Trying To Have A Peaceful Dump At The Pub Bombarded With Frydenberg Ads
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A 456-month-old baby told The Advocate today that he was just trying to have a peaceful shit at the...
PM Alludes To Possible Coup After Election Loss: “You’ll Need A Bulldozer To Get Me Out Of Kirribilli”
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The Prime Minister is mulling a coup should he lose this weekend's election, insiders say, after telling aides that...
Hospo Manager With A Masters In Asian Languages Will Be Sharing A Dunny With Some Bloke Forever
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The night manager at the Lake Betoota Country Club thought he'd give himself a laugh this morning and check...
