Forgotten Suburban Businessman Just Wants Some Public Servant Fuck To Make Life Cheaper Like Every Other Miserable Prick In This Country Does
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A Betoota Heights small business owner has acknowledged Opposition leader Peter Dutton's pledge not to forget him at the...
Nationals Leadership Goanna Pull Underway In Canberra
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The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has started the leadership goanna pull inside the Nationals Party Room meeting in Canberra today,...
Chester: “Cya Monday, Spoondick!”
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The Nationals are spilling the leadership next week and two horses have broken away from the pack as the...
Scotty Gives The Prime Ministerial BMW 7-Series A Gutful Of E10 Before Handing The Keys Back
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The dash is illuminated this evening inside the Prime Ministerial BMW 7-Series after out-going Prime Minister Scott Morrison gave...
Paul Murray Shelves Plan To Blow Up Bridges And Shoot Loyalist Soldiers As Resistance Movement Flounders
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Self-loathing leftie Paul Murray has put his plans to take the country back on hold this week after some...
WA Premier Mark McGowan Begins Carrying Rogue State’s Nuclear Launch Codes As Relations With East Break Down
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The Premier of the Democratic People's Republic Of West Australia (DPRWA) has begun carrying the hermit kingdom's nuclear launch...
Albo Christens New Kirribilli Home Office With Some Cute Knick Knacks He Got From Japan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThere’s been a big shift in Australian politics this week, as the nation watched in confusion as our prime minister met with international...
Courier Fired For Leaving Package At Door Instead Of Random Post Office Three Suburbs Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn Auspost delivery driver has today been absolutely reamed by his boss for going against company rules and actually following a customer’s instructions.
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Albo Rips The Tarp Off The Old Prime Ministerial WL Caprice And Tells The Team To Get Her Going
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told his staff that he no longer wants to get driven around in the...
Man-Of-The-People Albo Insists On Having The Same Disgusting In-Flight Meal As His Team
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The age of senior public servant entitlement is over, according to the Prime Minister, who peeled the plastic off...
