Hungry Waitress Determines That Eating Customer Leftovers Is Fine As Long As There’s No Visible Bites
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to the unspoken rules of hospitality, none are quite so polarising as the decision to eat a customer’s leftover food.
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Albo’s 94-Year-Old Greek Neighbour Throws Fresh Deck Of B&H Classics Over Back Fence To Help Him Battle The Spicy Cough
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in isolation today after catching the spicy cough that's been going around for the...
Saleswoman Offering Wine Samples In Airport Reapplies War Paint After Spotting Boomer Golf Trip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTOne of Betoota airport’s most committed sales guns has today sharpened her harpoon, after spotting a pod of white wales heading her way.
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“Sort Your Life Out!” Says Burnout Dad Who Snorted Gak At An Iron Maiden Concert In Poland In 1994
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A Betoota Heights father of two has needless harangued his son this morning because he went out over Easter...
White Rapper Appropriates White Rapper
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIn a massive win for the hip hop culture, white rappers have officially been around long enough for there to be an ‘Old school’...
Clive Palmer Says Adam Bandt Will Need Dental On Medicare If He Keeps Running His Fucking Mouth
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The unsinkable Clive Palmer has told the media today in Queensland that Greens leader Adam Bandt will need a...
PM Tells Reporter To “Bing It” When Asked What The Under-Employment Rate Is
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The Prime Minister has flipped the narrative on the silly leftie journalists who are trying to destroy the country...
Yuppie Couple With Their Kid At The Pub Get Upset When Someone Yells ‘Get Up You Cunt’ At The TV In The TAB
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A French Quarter couple who not only brought their kid down to the local for dinner - but also...
“They’re Better Economic Managers,” Says Puffer Vest Wearing Prick Who Heard His Dad Say It
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A young man from our town's leafiest enclave has told The Advocate something his Dad told him a few...
Albo Quotes Anti-Nowhere League And Says “So What? So What! You Boring Little C**t” Of Employment Figure Gaffe
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has withdrawn his statement from yesterday where he said he was sorry that he couldn't...
