Chemist Warehouse Pharmacist Seen Disappearing Into A Black Hole After Woman Hands Over Prescription
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has today witnessed a very strange phenomenon, after attempting to get a prescription filled for some dermatitis cream.
Visiting her...
La Niña Wraps Up Just In Time For Coldest And Darkest Part Of Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Bureau of Meteorology has declared that La Nina is ‘officially over’ but states there’s a high chance it could be back to...
Fortitude Valley Cab Rank Chosen As The Official Judo Venue For 2032 Brisbane Olympics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some exciting news for Brisbanites, it’s now been announced that the Fortitude Valley cab rank will be the official judo venue for...
Now That Oil Heaters Are Too Expensive To Run, How Will People Burn Their Landlord’s House Down?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A new crisis is emerging in the wake of energy prices skyrocketing with oil heaters becoming too expensive to...
Goths Grieve Revlon Insolvency As They Look For New Ways To Dye Hair Black For $11.95
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The goths that sit on the steps out the front of the Betoota City Council Chambers are grieving the...
Man Chalks Up His Underlying Urge To Defecate In A Bunnings Display Toilet To Seeing Dave England’s Classic Prank In Jackass 1
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A seemingly normal young man from our town's north has spoken today of doing something not-so-normal by societal standards.
When...
Guy Pearce Would’ve Gone To The Logies But Got Caught Up Cooking A Risotto And You Know How Time Consuming They Are To Make
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Actor Guy Pearce has explained his Logies absence last night, telling fans that he got caught up making dinner...
Crypto Boys Downgrade Car Forecast From Lambo To A 1992 Mazda 121 With No Clear Coat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two local investors have released their forecast for the next financial year today, downgrading their car dreams from a...
Boyfriend Not Really Sure How He Became So Emotionally Invested In Indoor Plants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As HR reps continue to remind the working masses that we are living in The New Normal, remnants of life spent in lockdown...
Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail on a pair...
