Tenants Agree To 25% Rent Hike If The Landlord Will Just Fix The Giant Hole In The Roof
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Our town's landlords and property investors are beginning to feel the pinch this winter as the Reserve Bank steps...
Centrelink Asks Tech-Illiterate, Blind Customer To Scan, Rotate, Print, Scan And Sign Document Or Else They Can Go Lie Down And Die In The Lignum
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A local blind man has been asked by the Daroo Street office of Services Australia to complete some simple...
American In Darwin Wakes In Fright Thinking He’s Woken Up On Chicago’s Southside
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A Chicago man in Darwin for business has shot bolt-upright in bed this afternoon thinking he's back at home...
Thrifty Melbourne Landlord Refurbishes Abandoned Pets Paradise Store Into Luxury Accommodation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactProving that we are edging closer and closer to living in a dystopian society, a Melbourne landlord has advertised accommodation that is essentially...
ICAC Commissioner Cancels Eurotrip Because Things Are About To Get Busy As Fuck
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A Commissioner at the New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) has been forced to cancel his planned...
Census Data Reveals God Leaving This Fucked Planet Has Caused A Steep Decline In Christianity
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Data from last year's census has revealed a steep dip in the number of Australians leaving Christianity, which many...
Hollywood Producers Decide To Just Reboot Another Bromance Themed 1980s Smash Hit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactProving that the age of spandex is well and truly back, Hollywood producers have been rushing to reboot bromance themed 1980s hits, which...
ATO Boss Warns They’re Targeting Broke Small Business Owners Again This Year
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The Australian Tax Office has warned struggling small business owners that they are in their sights today as the...
“You Gotta Start Somewhere” Says Old Man Who Never Paid Half A Week’s Wage To Shit In The Living Room
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With pressure growing across the Regional Queensland rental market, a local sexagenarian offered some unsolicited advice to this masthead...
Millennials Compare Trying To Buy A Home Now With Finding A Graduate Position During The GFC
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A group of local 30-somethings have compared graduating during the 2007-2010 Global Financial Crisis to the current housing affordability...
