Local Cafe Taps Into Niche Market With Burgers Clearly Designed For Scrub Pythons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds cafe has raised some eyebrows in the community this week for it’s rather niche customer demographic, which has led many...
Albo Rocks Up To The Pacific Forum Wearing Same Kit From Last Night’s Ska Gig In Marrickville
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The country's First Rudeboy-In-Chief touched down in Fiji a few moments ago - just over twelve hours after he...
Man Having Difficulty Using His Qantas Flight Credit Asked If He’s Tried Shoving It Up His Arse
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Early last year, Betoota Heights man Glenn Pogo booked a flight to Cairns for a wedding that ultimately had...
Rich Boomer Explodes At Qantas Ground Staff Like They Get Paid Enough To Find His Suitcase Full Of Gazman Pants
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Some tired old bastard on his way back from Port Douglas was seen blowing up at the Qantas Ground...
Sri Lanka’s Cricketers Impressed By Australia’s Efforts To Out Collapse The Sri Lankan Government
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The Australian Men's Test Cricket Team has been flogged by an innings in Sri Lanka overnight with the hosts commenting...
Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues
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The defacto leader of the nation's portaloo is growing increasingly worried that his private pool could get pissed in...
RBA Governor Says “Fuck Mortgage Holders. Take Money” During Expletive-Laden Rant To Bank Executives
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Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe has sensationally lashed mortgage holders this morning in a firey, expletive-laden rant to leading...
Marrickville Hipster Becomes New Owner Of Albo’s Old True Religion Jeans After Lucky Op-Shop Find
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One of Albo's constituents has become the lucky new owner of his old True Religion jeans after finding them...
Frydenberg Turns Post-Election Grief Corner After He Stops Riding Deserted Trams At Night Listening To Radiohead
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Former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has been spotted in recent months riding many of Melbourne's night trams alone with his...
Jetstar Informs Passengers Mid Flight That The Trip Has Been Cancelled
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPassengers on the Jetstar flight from Brisbane to Perth have found themselves caught in the crosshairs today, as they were notified in mid...
