The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show
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One of Network Ten's most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a...
RBA Tells Homeowners Sooking Over Increased Mortgage Payments To Call The Gambling Helpline
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The Reserve Bank has apologised to homeowners today for creating a detached, artificial monetary environment that saw their real...
Man Who Cried Covid To Get Out Of Work Last Week Now In The Shit After Catching It For Real
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A French Quarter city worker has shit the bed this week after catching the spicy cough for real after...
Report: Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFormer Prime Minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s not quite ready to step out of the spotlight, by doing whatever it...
Queen’s Guard Bearskins To Be Temporarily Replaced With Novelty Drinking Hats To Combat Heatwave
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough Australians may be quick to dial in the ‘whinging pom’ stereotype as we smugly announce we’re no strangers to a heatwave ourselves,...
Man Who Governed Like Mr Bean At The Dentist Has The Hide To Comment On Trusting Government
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told "churchgoers" in our nation's prosperous west to put their trust in God...
17-Year-Old EL Falcon Owner Immediately Googles Turbo Kits After Lodging His Tax Return
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While many in the nation with more sophisticated tax affairs have to wait until various services get back to...
Vape Detector Lasts Roughly Fifteen Minutes After Being Installed In A High School Bathroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA school’s attempt to thwart vaping has unfortunately been undermined today, which really shouldn’t come as a surprise seeing as teenagers have both...
Report: TikTok Stealing Your Data Worth It For The Horse Hoof Cleaning Vids
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Whilst governments continue to warn about video sharing app TikTok stealing your personal data and potentially storing it in Beijing, all app users...
Anti-Mask Protester Intervenes To Relieve Poor Animal From Barbaric Face Prison
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A brave and selfless anti mask protester has today stepped up to save a poor defenceless animal from the shackles of a dystopian...
