“Please Stop Scrutinising Me!” Says Giant Baby Who Can’t Even Be Trusted To Run A Meat Raffle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A giant baby that once worked as Deputy Premier of New South Wales has burst into tears this morning...
Hilltop Hoods Arrive In Byron After Hearing Splendour Needs Saving — Again
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The last time that Splendour in the Grass was held in 2019, the final night was saved by the...
Splendour Man Screams In Panic After Dropping His Brand New Blueberry Ice Bar Vape In The Mud
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A sodden reveller at Splendour in the Grass has had his day go from bad to worse after dropping...
Splendour Refugee Turned Away From Popular Byron Venue For Not Having Closed-Toe Footwear
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A lost boy of Splendour has been turned away from a popular Byron Bay venue this afternoon for not...
Advice Column: Rising Above Tall Poppy Syndrome With Tax Deductible Charity Donations
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If you are reading this, then you’ve experienced it. Your success has been the cause of resentment...
‘These Music Festivals Are Ruining Our Byron’ Says Former Bondi Yoga Instructor With 8 Airbnbs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA prominent AirBnB tycoon is making waves on Byron Bay social media this morning, calling for the cancellation of Australia’s biggest...
Report: Zero Podcasts Have Ever Needed To Go For 4 Hours
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe findings of a long term study into podcasting have been made public by the CSIRO this week, containing the groundbreaking conclusion that...
Report: Bok Choy Is A Great Word To Say Out Loud
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA ten-year study at the BSIRO has found that the best word in the English language is, unsurprisingly, one stolen from another culture,...
“Qantas Has Ruined My 4-Week Overseas Holiday By Losing My Bag!” Says Out-Of-Touch Yuppie
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A sanctimonious leftie from our town's bohemian French Quarter shared his latest gripe with Qantas this morning on social...
Dan Andrews Apologises For Disgraceful Behaviour By Labor MPs But Uh Yeah He Knew Nothing About It So Yeah Uh Sorry
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Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has apologised for what he has described as "pretty fucken grim behaviour" by the state's...
