“Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game” RBA Chief Philip Lowe Tells People Under Mortgage Stress
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The price of money has gone up again today, putting more stress on the bottom line of everyone in this...
Woman Who Finally Tracked Down A Zara Employee Met With A Contemptuous Glare For Her Efforts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen local woman Anita Fortunati had walked into the Zara department store this afternoon, she’d figured sourcing something she saw on the website...
Italian Waiter Acknowledges Past Price Gouging Atrocities By Declaring ‘Our Sparkling Water is Complimentary’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA waterfront Italian restaurant in Betoota’s entertainment district has launched a new policy of transparency this weekend, made in an effort...
Decision To Forgo Hash Brown Immediately Regretted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local man became a local idiot today by rejecting the offer of a hash brown at breakfast.Peter Cartwright (38) was feeling a...
CSIRO Report Confirms You Can’t Trust A Bloke With A Seedy Mo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA groundbreaking piece of research from the CSIRO has this week confirmed that you can not, under any circumstances, trust a bloke with...
Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi
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A strange young man with the personality of a smacked dog has turned out to just be a typical Kiwi,...
Stuart Ayres Agrees To Go Down For This Barilaro Business But Only If There’s A Plum Trade Job Waiting For Him
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"Ok, fuckstick," said NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet.
"I'm not going down for this. You are."
Earlier today, the de facto leader of...
Scotty And Dommy Share A Nod In The Tokyo Qantas Club Knowing They’re Both Hiding From Shit Back Home
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is missing the first day of the new parliament today because he's on his way...
Fashion Label Admits That While Dress “Is Born In Melbourne” – It’s Made By Child Labour In Bangladesh
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A French Quarter dress shop has admitted that most of the labels they stock are ethically made, some are...
Local Old Fella Confirms Ansett Would’ve Never Treated People Like This
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A Betoota Heights father has confirmed today that former giant of the sky Ansett Australia would've never treated people...
