Salesman Actually More Sober At Work Party
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEmployees at Betoota Used Car and Write Offs Showroom are unsure what to believe anymore after noticing strange behaviour from salesman Pat Patrickson...
Nanna Observes 30 Minutes Of Silence Each Evening In Post-Neighbours World
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The cost-of-living crisis is hitting us all hard, but fans of Neighbours have been hit hardest of all, financially and emotionally.
Running from 1985...
Scientists Confirm That Dreadlocks Start Forming Instantly After Your First Bump Of Ketamine
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | ContactAustralian scientists at the CSIRO today released a groundbreaking study, believed to be the definitive link between dreadlocked human hair and the...
Former Stereo Bro Now Finds Himself Researching Best High Carbon Stainless Steel Kitchen Knives
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA former Stereo bro and self confessed Muzz God has found himself pausing for reflection after spending a solid forty five minutes researching...
Clive’s Chef Whips Up His Favourite “Cluck And Suck” Dinner After Court Disappointment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer has a good team around him, he says, after he returned home from Sydney this...
Absolute Moron Tells New Parent He’s Been Pretty Tired Lately As Well
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota man might have cemented himself as one of the all time knuckleheads by telling the parents of a newborn he’s been...
Report: Bee At Least Wasted It’s Life Stinging Someone Who’s Allergic
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a world that may soon have to adapt to the loss of the pollinating power of bees, it has been confirmed that...
Barnaby Celebrates Incoming Climate Change Laws By Throwing E-Scooter Into A Stormwater Drain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is celebrating today after the Federal Government received support from The Greens for...
“Oh No! What Will I Do Now That Beer Is Going Up To $15 A Pint!” Wonders Man Looking Out Window
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man is wondering what he's going to do at night now that the excise on alcohol...
Recently Dumped Bloke Would Rather Tear Through Bizarre Hobbies Than Talk About His Feelings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSitting alone in what used to be an apartment he shared with his partner Steph, local bloke Nathan Fisher finds himself desperately...
