PE Teacher Smiles Politely As Unsporty Student Brought Down By Period For 6th Week In A Row
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights high school student has found herself unable to play netball for the sixth week in a row, by what could...
Australia’s Oldest Man Also Doesn’t Listen To Triple J Anymore
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTCelebrating with a letter from the Queen and a kilo of prawns, Australia’s oldest man Wilberforth Stoker (110) has confirmed that he doesn’t...
Millennial Not Bragging About Drug Use Must Have Serious Addiction
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTOnce a certified Bonglord of Dogtown, Millennial Joey Rand (31) is no longer bragging about his drug use which means he must actually...
Report Finds That Visiting A Winery Is Just The Adult Version Of Drinking UDLs In The Park
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA report conducted by the Department of Health has today discovered a surprising link between teenage drinking habits, and a weekend away activity...
Friendship Group Enthusiastically Agree For 37th Time That They Should Have A Board Game Night
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of late 20 something friends have this week found themselves enthusiastically discussing something they’ve agreed upon many, many times before, as...
Brisbane Cougar Heads Down To Ekka Woodchopping To Take A Squiz At QLD’s Tallest Glass Of Water
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane cougar with a penchant of beef bearded blokes is in her element today after finding herself drunkenly wandering into the woodchopping...
Nan Forced Into Going To The Ekka Just Going To Have A Strawberry Sundae And Head To The Dog Pavilion
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA nan strong armed into attending the Ekka has decided she’s not too keen on forking out $15 on a ride operated by...
Share House Embarks On Day 63 Without Bare Essentials After OG Roomie Finally Moves Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactYou never really know what you’ve got until it’s gone, and for residents located at 21 Bourke St Betoota Heights, they’ve learnt this...
Report: Walking A Poodle Hybrid The Millennial Bloke’s Equivalent Of Flashing A Wedding Ring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA recent report conducted by Relationships Australia has revealed some interesting findings, including how women can identify single blokes on sight.
According to a...
Corporate Drone Rebels Against Dress Code With Silly Socks That Really Show Off His Zany Personality!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who works for one of the ‘Big 4’ has this week showed that he’s not like other corporate drones, if the...
