Labor Raises Flag Over The Australian Energy Market Operator Building After Intense Battle
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Under the command of General Chris Bowen, the Australian Labor Party stormed the Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) building...
Local Man Wonders If Lettuce Shortage Is Also To Blame For His Nuggets Tasting Rather Gamey This Week
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A Betoota Heights man is asking questions this morning after his usual breakfast nuggets from Overell's Feedbag on Stanley...
Vivid Organisers Stock Up On Dolphin Torches And Cellophane After Blackout Warning Issued In NSW
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some startling news, it now appears that ‘energy crisis’ is the latest addition to the ‘that’s fucked bingo card’ with five states...
Father Of Local Puffer Jacket Chode Fears Son Will Live At Home Forever After Doing Arse On Bitcoin
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The long-suffering father of a local crypto pig has lamented the fact that his idiot son had most of...
Sydney Morning Herald Attempts To Jump On The 80s Trend By ‘Outing’ Rebel Wilson
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Sydney Morning Herald has today defended their threats to out Australian comedian and actress Rebel Wilson, by stating that they merely wanted...
Local Publican Informs Loyal Employee She’s Been Let Go By Not Giving Her Shifts And Ignoring Calls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local publican has this week ghosted a loyal employee, by refusing to inform her that she’d actually been let go.
The employee in...
ACT Set To Decriminalise Drugs In A Bid To Finally Give Canberra A Vibe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAnd in what might be the most random news of the week, the Australian Capital Territory has agreed to decriminalise small amounts of...
ASIO Begins Recruitment For Younger Sisters Who Never Got Caught Borrowing Clothes In High School
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) struggles to attract more applicants as there hasn’t been any good spy movies in a while,...
Rapidly Ageing Millennial Reckons The Placebo Cover Of Running Up That Hill Was Better
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local millennial has today dropped quite the controversial statement, by insisting the Placebo cover of ‘Running Up That Hill’ is better than...
Inner City Leftie Accidentally Uses RAT Test Designed For Blokes Who Actually Work For A Living
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A young man from our town's French Quarter has been offended by a RAT test this morning after it...
