Local Council Workers Say They Began ‘Quiet Quitting’ The Day They Started The Job
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A group of Betoota City Council workers have told The Advocate that they were ahead of the bell curve...
DiCaprio Moves From Use-By To Best-Before, Breaking Up With GF 3 Months After 25th Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn highly comical but unsurprising news, actor and eco hypocrite Leonardo DiCaprio is reported to have split up with his girlfriend Camilla Morone...
“It’s Hard To Find Staff,” Says Business Owner That Finds It Hard To Pay Them Properly
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A Betoota Heights publican says he's struggling to find staff, like every other publican in the country, through no...
Aspiring Bodybuilder Filled With Rage After Seeing The Calves Of Sedentary Father In Law
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has this week grappled with some very strong feelings of jealousy after visiting his in-laws, which has caused him to...
Man Wonders If Cruel Simulation We All Live In Is Broken As Labor Refuses To Increase Welfare Payments And Gives Tax Cut To High-Income Earners Who Don’t Really Need...
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A Betoota Heights man is wondering what is going on right now because he's struggling to make sense of...
“We Have These Back Home, They’re Called KittyCats” Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain
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Brisbane man Devon Donnelley was listening intently to the two gentlemen piloting the Traghetto across the Grand Canal in...
Skater Praised For Doing Some Constructive Property Damage For Once After Burning Lime Scooters
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A young man from our town's central districts has been praised by councillors and residents alike after setting fire...
President Biden Invites Merv Hughes To Washington DC For Native American Casino Reform Announcement
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US President Joe Biden has used some of cricketing legend Merv Hughes' star power today in announcing his government...
DJ Has His Deck Thrown Into The Smokers Area After Destroying Another Banger With His Stupid Remix
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local DJ has copped a bit of mob justice this weekend, which onlookers vouch was ‘completely deserved.’
It’s alleged the incident occurred at...
PM Asks Greens If Outright Banning The Use Of Fossil Fuels From Today Will Make Them Happy
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The Prime Minister is under fire this week from environmental groups after the government green-lit a number of oil...
