Man Supposedly On Keto Diet With His Wife Questioned Over Empty Maccas Bags In His Work Ute
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local builder who embarked upon a keto diet with his wife last month has been formally questioned over...
City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
A pair of cosmopolitan city-slickers from Betoota’s famed French Quarter have blown into a one-horse town somewhere out in the middle of nowhere...
“So A Mortgage Prison Is Like One Of Those Fancy Scandinavian Ones?” Lifelong Renter Asks Sooking Homeowners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A young couple who got supremely honey-dicked into buying some mouldy shitbox in our town's French Quarter are now...
Backpacker In Nimbin Suffers Harrowing 40-Second Wait Before Being Sold Drugs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe Australian tourism industry isn’t quite what it used to be.
Reports from Northern NSW, aka Deep South Queensland, have confirmed that one...
Despite Concerns From Locals, This Coastal Town Is Too Much Of A Shithole To Be Ruined By Tourists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA quasi sense of relief has spread across the coastal town of Magpie Bay as it has been pointed out the town...
Mould Apparently Increases Rent
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn another trend that will be impossible to explain in 20 years time, landlords and real estate agents of Australia have confirmed that...
Advice Column | Side-Hustles That Pay Little But Use All Of Your Time And Energy
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHaving a side-hustle is cool and hip. You get more street cred if you be hustlin’ in the hours...
Absolute Liability Praised For Not Getting On The Gear Until After The Grandparents Leave Wedding
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA bloke who often gets his mates kicked out of licensed venues has been praised today, for showing a thoughtful sign...
Local Bloke Swiftly Pulls Out Of Friday Night Plans After Realising The Rings of Power TV Series Just Dropped
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTBetoota Heights local Bill Reynolds has today pulled out of Friday night shenanigans with the boys, after his only news source (Facebook)...
Report: Smoking Indonesian Baby On The Vapes Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT12 years after achieving viral stardome, chain smoking Indonesian baby Aldi Rizal, now 14 years of age, has kicked his dirty habit all...
