Singled-Roomed Luxury Apartment Boosts Listing Price With Euphemistic Description Of ‘Modern Open Plan Living’
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The listing price of a single-roomed luxury apartment in Betoota’s flight path district has doubled after Real Estate Agency, Carton’s Real Estate, listed...
Opinion: I AM OLD, WHITE, CANCELLED & STUCK IN CAPS LOCK
HARVEY THOMAS | Opinion | ContactHARK, THE BELL TOLLS AGAIN BUT NOT FOR WHOM BUT FOR I.IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE RUSTLED THE PLANT BASED LEAVES OF THE...
R U OK Cupcakes In Break Room Solves Mental Health Crisis Amongst Staff On 14 Hour Days In Toxic Workplace
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local law firm has today gone above and beyond to show just how much they appreciate their employees, by placing a few...
Local Man: “Officer, I Swear It’s Just Anti-Inflammatory Powder! I Have A Bad Back! Noooo!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter finance worker assured officers from the City of Betoota Municipal Police this afternoon that the small...
Labor Staffer Makes Sure To Pack His New RMs For Visit To Embattled Citrus Farmers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the many new faces around Manuka's Public Bar has made sure to pack his RMs for an...
PM: “Don’t Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You’ll Win PowerBall?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has reassured a worried public today by telling Australians that things might get better one day.
Speaking...
Architects Behind New Off-The-Plan Apartments Praised For Including Defects On-The-Plan
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
For off-the-plan apartment buyers, signing that contract has become one of the biggest gambles you can make.
That’s because there...
Wayne Carey Kicked Out Of Crown Casino For Not Having Enough Cocaine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke whose scandals including glassing his fiancé, cheating on his pregnant wife and sexually assaulting a stranger has now found himself facing another...
City Worker Treads Line Between Withdrawing From Social Life Entirely And Affording Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man feels he's in finance purgatory today after deciding against seeing his mates at the pub because...
Suburban Man Reckons He’s Always Backed Kyrgios And Will Fight Anyone Who Says He Hasn’t
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A silly old bastard from Betoota Heights has written into The Advocate today saying he's always supported Nick Kyrgios...
