Lump Of Ice Cold Fermented Cow’s Milk Fails To Lubricate Excessively Dense Pub Wedges
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactKnown for being a pub delicacy that’s hard to polish off by yourself due to its indisputable enjoyment to ‘I'm fucking over it’...
Man Finds Himself Screaming “You Heavy Piece Of Fucking Shit!” At His Work-Issued Lenovo ThinkPad Again
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A city worker who brings great shame upon his employer by working from home two days a week has...
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Takes The Month Off Because Melbourne Goes To Everything
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The pigeon that runs the entire marketing department at Rugby Australia has been given the month off because this...
“You Look Way Better Without Makeup” Says Supportive Boyfriend
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A local man threw his support behind his domestic partner yesterday evening as they prepared to go out for...
Vegan Earth Child Prances Through Beautiful Canola Crop That’s Had More RoundUp Sprayed On It Than The MCG
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A social media personality from our town's progressive French Quarter has broken protocol today and posed with a canola...
Rental Property With Only One Inspection Time Clearly Wants Applicants To Battle It Out Anchorman Style
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights studio advertised on Realestate.com has weirdly provided only one viewing option this Saturday, despite the entire country being in the...
Local Big Unit Can’t Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles’ Fingers For Tea
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A specimen from our town's Heights district said he can't bloody wait to get home from work this evening...
Rogue Landlord Admits He Didn’t Work Hard For Property Portfolio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAustralians enjoyed a refreshing change in the news cycle this week as local landlord Fiesel Hill (62) admitted that he hadn’t worked hard...
Coincidence? UK Now Has A Tampon For A King Just Days After Announcing A Female Prime Minister
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can be confirmed that the woke lefties have managed to have a win in the UK after all, having managed to infiltrate...
Local Mum Takes To Facebook To Express Her Melancholy The Only Way She Knows How To These Days
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A Betoota Grove mother of three has shared a touching meme today that conveys her deep sense of sadness...
