Clarke Gayford Says ‘Churrr Australia’ For Letting Him Ride Home In Cargo Hold Of Albo’s RAAF Jet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The polite and pensive gentleman who's married to New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has thanked Australia for letting...
Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no regard for their passengers, by denying on-flight...
Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back
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An up-and-coming marketing collective in our town's bohemian French Quarter has today confirmed to staff that they're totally cool...
Mid-Level FM Radio Sales Manager Ups His Shoe Game To Some Bitchin’ Brown Square Toes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man who's obviously on a first-name basis with the lads down at the Betoota Heights Stockland Tarocash store...
Sky News Mum Quietly Seething At How Damn Photogenic Meghan Markle Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs bored empty nester Deb Harris scans the news, she finds herself bristling at the constant flux of Meghan Markle photos.
Not because...
Kiwi Mate Ruins Another Kick-On By Suggesting They Kill That Possum Hanging In The Tree
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A New Zealander has used his magic Kiwi powers over the weekend to absolutely ruin the vibe at a...
Exciting Crypto Ad Must Have Been Made A Long Time Ago
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The Advocate recently received email correspondence linking us to an exciting new crypto commercial.
In the commercial, upbeat and lifting music follows a Hollywood...
Brisbane Actually Wondering What The Fuck They’ll Do For Ten Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a sentence that still feels weird to type even after a good couple of fact checks, last month marked 10 years until...
“No, Let The Bird Watch. He Needs To See What He’s Done,” Says Rugby CEO Hamish McLennan Clutching The Marketing Pigeon
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Assigning blame for the Wallabies' dubious loss to the All Blacks last night in the dying minutes of the...
Paul Murray Overtakes Crystal Meth As #1 Cause Of Families Falling Apart
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a rare good news story, crystal meth has been demoted to second place as the number one cause of Australian households falling...
