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With significant shortages of skilled labour across the country, today’s best employers are going above and beyond to retain...
Waiter Doesn’t Know How Much Trouble He’s In After Rich Old Duck’s Skim Decaf Cap Isn’t Hotter Than The Surface Of The Sun Like She Asked For
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The cafe inside a Betoota Grove shopping centre that's a popular haunt for many of the old matriarchs of...
RBA Governor Philip Lowe: “Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its...
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The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for...
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies
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Police in the United States has said it "chills their blood" to think that popular TV sleuth Jessica Fletcher,...
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor
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This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old City has done everyone a...
Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One
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The critical shortage of teachers in this country has come as a shock to many around the country.
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Star Casino Agrees To Pay Record $100m Fine With Non-Sequential $20 Bills In A Puma Gym Bag
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The fallout from a damning report into The Star has entered a new chapter today with the Sydney casino...
Report: Why The Hell Does God Hate Melbourne So Much?
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Melbourne is once again nature's whipping boy this week after streets in the middle of it have flooded, leaving...
City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactResidents of the World’s Most Boring City are sliding on their gumboots this week, excited to savour the taste of lukewarm...
Renting Peasant To Boost Amount Of Grease Going Down The Sink After Uncouth Rental Increase
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A young man living with other young men in a French Quarter share house has hit back at the...
