Netflix Adds Incest Snuff Porn Warning To The Crown In Addition To Fictional Disclaimer
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Streaming juggernaut Netflix has been forced to add a "trigger warning" to the next season of The Crown, which...
Jetstar Shocked Man Has The Hide To Complain About Being Stranded In Bali For 18 Days
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Jetstar has confirmed rumours this morning that it has indeed been unable to repatriate a man who's been stuck...
Peter Dutton Hits The Victorian Campaign Trail And Begins Door-Knocking In Melbourne’s Fitzroy Area
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"Hello, lefties," said Opposition leader Peter Dutton.
"Do you have a minute to talk about the good things that Victorian...
“Regions Pay The Price For Budget Cuts” Say Nats After Labor Axe Dubbo Light Rail
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The people of Dubbo are feeling indifferent today after the Federal Government announced the proposed $4bn Dubbo City Light...
Heaven Ambassador Jesus Christ Confirms It’s Ark Szn
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Heaven's Ambassador to Earth, Jesus Christ, has confirmed to The Advocate today that it is indeed "Ark Szn" and...
Old English Font Now Purely Reserved For High School Shakespeare Essays And Postcode Tattoos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA recent report by the World Font Foundation (WFF) has determined that the Old English font is now purely reserved for high school...
Advice Column | Forget Diet And Exercise. What You Need Is More Money And Status
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTThey say fit is the new rich. Poor people, that is.But as Australia’s favourite celebrity financial nutrition and wealth...
“Wow, This Place Sucks,” Says Sydney Shitebag Finally Checking Out Barangaroo
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Former Prime Minister Paul Keating's lasting legacy on the country is a casino district beside the nation's largest open-air...
Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two renting losers from our town's battler belt are curious to see what will happen if they ignore the...
Local Girl Lets Colleagues Know She’s Still Jenny From The Block Blending Air Force 1s with Fitted Blazer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local corporate has unleashed a personal rebrand this morning, as she undertakes a mission to let her colleagues know she’s...
