RBA Governor Philip Lowe Daydreams About Having Those Indian Cops With The Sticks Here For Christmas To Flog Naughty Shoppers Spending Frivolously In The Economy
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The happy-go-lucky economist that runs the Reserve Bank of Australia has revealed that he had a daydream recently where...
“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird
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A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard's cat eating a bird, something he...
Anti-Racing Activist Up And At Work By 6am For The First Time In Their Life
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In a perfect world, Bob Hawke and Steve Irwin would come down from the heavens and rip the Victoria...
Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming
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A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on...
New Dad’s Instagram Now Just Reposts Of Whatever His Baby Mumma Posts And Tags Him In
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There once was a time when local builder Tom Sticks was famous for his social media presence around town.
Though...
Teal Voters’ War Against Plastic On Hold For Halloween As They Cover Their Gorgeous Inner-City Terrace In Halloween Rubbish
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Most homes in the heavily-gentrified French Quarter are decked out top to bottom in plastic Halloween rubbish today as...
Advice Column | Hiding Your Shame As A Featureless Corporate Shill At Social Gatherings
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTLike most corporate shills, my face is entirely featureless. The smooth orb resembles little more than a blown up...
Rockabilly People Go To Rockabilly Event To Nod At Other Rockabilly People
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn the courtyard of Betoota Heights Tavern, a rockabilly themed night has attracted swarms of rockabilly people who have gathered to eat hotdogs...
Boyfriend Sees Nothing Wrong With Cramming As Much Washing Into Machine That Laws Of Physics Allow
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A Betoota Heights man has come to the conclusion, on his own, that a load of washing isn't what...
Report: Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again
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In scenes reminiscent of the infamous video of celebrities singing John Lennon's 'Imagine' to the unwashed masses in the...
