Qatar Fan Village Mistaken For Average Australian Public School
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The sea of demountable buildings that've sprung up around Qatar this month has been confused for an average Australian...
Chain-Smoking Chinese Marathon Runner Inspires Man To Change Nothing About His Terrible Lifestyle
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Inspiring pictures of an ageing man running a marathon while he enjoyed a few of those extremely heavy and...
“Shipping Containers Have Been Floating Down The Mitchell Highway For Millennia” Explains Joyce
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Shadow Veterans Affairs Minister Barnaby Joyce has told reporters in Canberra this morning that shipping containers have been seen...
Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub
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A pair of sanctimonious sexagenarians feel karma paid them a visit today after they came face to face with...
Advice Column | High-Growth, High-Risk Shares To Lose Money On This Month
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTI’ve systematically invested $10,000 each month into high-growth, high-risk shares. After doing so 100 times, I now have an...
Pokie Industry Say Their New Private Army Is Ready To Defend Their Right To Launder Money With Deadly Force
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Politicians and policymakers (especially in NSW) are on notice today after one of the nation's peak poker machine lobby...
Local Man Glad To See Airbnb Hasn’t Fucked His Community Too After Seeing Lights On A Week Night
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Returning to his French Quarter townhouse complex last night, local man Maurice MacGinnis said he was pleased to see...
Medibank Board And Executive Insist They Too Are Victims Because They Might Lose Their Jobs
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The collection of well-paid old people who run - and have been running Medibank for the past few years...
Barnaby Reminded Again That The Fish In Parliament’s Fountain Aren’t There To Eat His Feet Skin
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The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has received another written warning from Parliament House for putting his feet in the fountain...
Medibank To Cover Costs Of Changing ID Documents With Gap Payment And 12-Month Waiting Period
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Medibank Private has agreed to help clean the bed they shit in this week, telling their customers that had...
