“Bloody Hell! You’d Think I Shat On The Rug The Way He’s Carrying On!” Says Scotty On Facing Censure Motion
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is facing a censure motion in Parliament over his controversial measures to make sure...
“You’re Letting The Team Down” Says Manager To Sick Waiter Like He Gives Even The Slightest Fuck
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A waiter sick in bed with something that resembles the flu has been told by his boss that he...
World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It
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The world's most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please...
NSW Police Respond To Latest Accusations Of Brutality With A Zany Harlem Shake Video On TikTok
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The New South Wales Police have had more brutality accusations levelled against them this week and in response, a...
Labor Grow Impatient With Senator Pocock Who Insists On Reading Legislation Before Voting On It
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Labor is rushing to have their landmark IR reforms through Federal Parliament before the Christmas Break and all that's...
Elite Private School Mate On Tour Manages To Find Some Half-Decent Bags At The World Cup
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A recent graduate of the town's leafiest school for boys' school announced to his fellow travellers that he's managed...
Victorian Liberals Admit Running Hando From Footscray Was A Mistake
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In the the state of Victoria enters the last days of campaigning ahead of the election, the man hoping...
Advice Column | Getting A 30% Discount On Your Home And Contents Insurance By Lying On The Application
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHome and contents insurance is important. Ask any homeowner and they’ll tell you that. From flooding to bushfire to theft,...
Opinion: This Attack On Gambling Ads Might Force Australia To Confront Other Toxic Elements Of Our Culture
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Woe to you oh earth and sea, Albo sends his wowsers with wrath for he knows the markets have tempting odds.
It...
Homesick Pom Gets A Taste Of Home Eating A Premade Egg Sandwich From The Supermarket
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A local city worker has had his spirits boosted this afternoon after feeling rather homesick the past few weeks.
Chris...
