“I’ve Never Seen Floods Like This,” Says Farmer Who Hadn’t Seen A Drought Like 2017-19 Before
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A local grazier told The Advocate that he's never seen it flood like this - just a few years...
Disenfranchised Voter Reckons He Understands The Killdozer Rampage More And More These Days
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After suffering the indignity of getting the piss taken out of him by the local shire council, Marvin Heemeyer...
Seek To Offer New Filter That Only Shows Jobs That Unskilled White People Are Prepared To Do
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The national jobs classified Seek is hoping to give some clarity to the labour shortage crisis affecting every sector...
“An ISIS Bride Walks Into A Bar” Giggles Peter Dutton In Latest Media Attempt To Humanise Him
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Appearing on local radio this morning, Opposition leader Peter Dutton told his favourite Dad joke to 1449AM breakfast crew,...
Heartbreak High Remake Met With Rave Reviews Despite Clear Lack Of Eyebrow Piercings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAt the time of writing Heartbreak High (2022) is one of the most streamed TV shows worldwide with the rest of the world...
“How Dare They” Says Man Returning To His 1995 Seat Cordoba To Find Someone Reckons It’s Ready To Be Crushed Into A Cube
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While it's far from being a daily driver, a Betoota Heights man says it's beyond the pale for someone...
Advice Column | Completely Legal And Normal Ways To Reduce Your Taxable Income To Zero
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTIt is no secret that in many boroughs of Betoota, rates of financial literacy are poor. That is why...
Cheap Brunch Spot Passes Wage Theft On To You
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProving they are for the quiet Australian the Coalition government cut Sunday penalty rates in July 2019 enabling business owners to pay their...
Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThey say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he...
Single Blokes Link Up For Some Good Old-Fashioned Power Drinking After Rain Scares Off The Sheilas
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Two young fellas from our town's vapid, soulless Heights district are set to link up tonight for some good,...
