Christian World Set To Pause And Remember Charismatic, Boyishly Handsome Palestinian Jew Killed By Colonisers In 33AD
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As the sun rises across the Christian world tomorrow, hundreds of millions of people will pause to reflect on...
“Is This AI Art Or An Aphex Twin Album Cover?” Wonders Man In The Throes Of Procrastination
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A local city worker has spent a few moments this afternoon thumbing his was through the internet in an...
Elderly Greek Man Fears Death Of His Community Is Around The Corner After Seeing A Yuppie On A Cargo Bike
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An elderly Greek-Australian has spoken to The Advocate today regarding the horror that's set to befall his community in...
ABC Reporters Compete To Find The Most Unrelatable Subjects To Interview For Story About Struggles Of The Common Man
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A group of reporters from the Betoota office of our national broadcaster has been competing to find the most...
“Hell Yeah, Mum Got Potato Flataroonies For Tea” Says South Australian
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A big South Australian has thanked his lucky O-Bahns this evening after coming from from a long shift at...
Man That’s Kicked A Few Goals In Life And Bought In Nice Area Coming To Terms With The Fact All His Neighbours Are Fuckwits
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A French Quarter businessman has come to the conclusion this week that he's living among people who are not...
Calls For Useless Arts Degrees To Be Banned As Nation Faces Shortfall Of 90 000 Tradies
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The nation's directionless youths could be forced to do something constructive with their lives under a new plan proposed...
“We Have No Help, No Bank Of Mum & Dad” Say Disadvantaged Millennial Couple Forced To Live At Parent’s Home While Saving For Deposit
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A Betoota Grove married couple have distanced themselves from the fiscal areola friends and colleagues assume they're latched on...
Country Dad About To Learn His “She’ll Be Right” Attitude Doesn’t Work For Everything As He Heads To Sydney With A 1994 Street Directory
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A local beef producer is on the road headed to Sydney this morning equiped with nothing except a 1994...
P!nk Goes Green And Ditches The Private Jets For Intricate Set Of Wires
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Arguably the greatest showperson since Elvis has nodded pensively to the elephant in the room this morning and ditched...
