Frustrated Mum Thinks Her Mental Load Is Higher Than Husband’s Trying To Solve His NRL SuperCoach Problems
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A Betoota Heights couple is trying to let one another know that they both have a lot on at...
Gen Z The Least Fortunate Generation Not Only For Lack Of Housing But Also Lack Of Vampires And Boy Bands
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough it should come as no surprise that Gen Z are the least privileged generation, it can now be revealed that their series...
Julie Bishop Says I Was Hard Done By Blah Blah Blah I Acted Against Asbestos Victims Who Died A Horrible Death From Mesothelioma Without Due Compensation Blah Blah Blah
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Former deputy leader of the Liberal Party Julie Bishop used a corporate speaking event to express feeling hard done...
Man Shudders Learning About Magpie Geese, Combination Of Nation’s Most Antisocial Birds
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A Victorian man has learned today about the existence of the magpie goose, a combination of the country's most...
Nation Reassured Widespread Stench Of Wet Foot Is Just Sydney Drying Out After Wet Weekend
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Australians around the country are reportedly complaining of a wet foot smell this morning, leaving the nation's peak meteorological...
FIRST LOOK: Kia’s Ute Revealed For The First Time
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Kia's hotly-anticipated ute has been spotted in Betoota this afternoon after what's being described as a brutal testing programme...
Local GP Takes His Shoes And Socks Off And Asks Patient To Kiss His Feet For Bulk Billing Them
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A young doctor at the Green Road Family Practice in the French Quarter has taken pity on an elderly...
“What I Would Give To Be Back Riding A Stolen Sanchez Through Red County Again”
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After a long, hard day made worse by the compounding pressure of modern life, Doug Mullon found himself seeking...
Community-Minded Delinquent Praised For Spending Idle Afternoon Glueing Airbnb Lockboxes Shut
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A local NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) has been lauded by the community after making himself useful...
Easter Monday Celebrates Christ Getting Stuck In Jerusalem Holiday Traffic Coming Home After Resurrection
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Our Judeo-Christian society is returning to work today after four days of doing things we'd rather be doing if...
