Dutton Uses Power Of The Tick-Tock To Spruik Nuclear Policy To Gen-Z Who Might Actually Get To Use It
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton is spruiking his nuclear energy policy to the generation that might actually get to use...
Private Health Fund Says You Didn’t Read The Fine Print That Says You’re Not Covered And Fuck You
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A Betoota Heights family has learned their son's cleft palate surgery will not be covered by their health fund...
Vegetarian Dinner Just Some Shit With A Bunch Of Cheese Melted Over It
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A Betoota Heights man has expressed his disappointment and mild disdain after sitting down to a vegetarian dinner prepared...
Man Crosses Rubicon Into Financial Ruin After Signing 13% Loan Contract On A Used Jeep Rubicon
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A Betoota Heights man has made a dreadful financial decision this week that's set to haunt him at every...
Friend With Job That Entails Most Responsibility For Human Life Always The Loosest On A Night Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some rather startling news, it can now be confirmed that people whose profession involves being responsible for the livelihood of another human...
Pakistan Braces For Tight Loss Against Cricketing Powerhouse Canada in Totally Non-Suspicious Circumstances
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The Pakistan cricket team is gearing up for another close loss tonight against tournament contenders Canada as their T20...
Local Man Celebrates Monarch’s Birth The Traditional Way By Being Stuck In Enormous Traffic Jam Leaving Town
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A local man has joined the tens of thousands of other people from our fabled inland port city in...
“I Miss Dominant Masculinity” Says Renowned Alpha Male Who Dominated 90s Light Entertainment TV
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a shocking turn of events, masculine icon Jerry Seinfeld, the comedic powerhouse who once ruled 90s light entertainment TV with an iron...
Apprentice Chippy Finally Learns Where Electricians Get Their Tools From
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A Betoota boy who now has to suffer the indignity of living in Sydney has learned something today.
Working on...
Sydney Dad Bored Shitless At Vivid Assumes Joyful Teenagers Must Be Taking Drugs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local dad had salt rubbed into the wound when the most interesting thing that happened during his family's visit to the festival...
