Billionaire Twiggy Forrest’s Mystery New Lover Revealed To Be Jared Leto
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Internet sleuths have identified the mystery woman caught getting pashed by eccentric Australian billionaire Twiggy Forrest as American actor...
Barnaby Says Claim In Scott Morrison’s Book That They Are ‘Best Mates’ Is ‘Incorrect’ And ‘Defamatory’
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The Shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs Barnaby Joyce is determined to have his old boss' book pulped as he...
Unhinged Only Child Wonders If They Can Have A Bite Of Your Sandwich
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City worker Alex Cartwright has once again tested social boundaries by asking a colleague if they can have a...
End Of An Era As Wayne Bennett Puts Scarborough Fuckpad On The Market
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In a move that marks the end of an era, legendary rugby league coach Wayne Bennett has put his...
Local Ad Executive Dreams Of Buying A Classic Defender And Ruining It
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A senior creative at one of the district's most awarded ad agencies has told The Advocate that he often...
Something Interesting Happened In The A-League
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In a rare moment of intrigue for the A-League, NSW Police allege that a senior player from Macarthur FC...
“Why Is This Fucking House So Cold” Wonders Bloke Who Paid $2m For A Glorified Tent Made From Sticks And Cardboard
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A man who recently moved into a 20-year-old display home in Betoota Heights is coming to grips with our...
“Please Just Get A F**king Job Like Everyone Else” PM Tells JobSeeker Recipients Sooking Over Budget
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Times have seldom been tougher and giving out money that'll be immediately spent is not in the best interest...
Medical Receptionist Refuses To Take Client With Qantas Health Insurance Seriously
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A Betoota Heights medical receptionist was forced to ask twice who a local man's health insurer was after he...
Man Fears Being Sectioned Or Jailed If Meta AI Ever Informed Authorities About His Image Generation Requests
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A Betoota Heights man has expressed concern that he would either be committed to a psychiatric ward or face...
