Queenslander Tells Stupid Pommie Colleague That He Feels His Pain After Controversial Origin Loss
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Local man Seve Thompson extended an uncharacteristic olive branch to his stupid English colleague, Nigel Harris, after both men...
Cooler Weather Transforms City Worker Into A Dark Beer Guy
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As temperatures in the wider Diamantina begin to drop, a curious transformation is taking place at the town's beloved...
Melbourne’s Derrimut Fire Voted Most Liveable Toxic Blaze In The World
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The Derrimut factory fire has been voted the most liveable toxic blaze in the world. This accolade adds to...
Man Disappointed New Australian Movie Isn’t A Cricket Adaptation of ‘Field Of Dreams’ Like He Wanted
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Cricket enjoyer Barry Thompson was left disappointed yesterday after discovering that the highly anticipated new Australian film, "Good Boy...
Barnaby Credits New Youthful Appearance To Giving Up The Grog and Darts
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Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has credited his newfound youthful appearance to a significant lifestyle change: giving up alcohol...
Man Ponders How Bloke Got Into The Club Wearing A Pair Of Tasmanian School Shoes
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Patrons at the Betoota Heights Golf Club were left confused last night after a bloke managed to enter Ming...
Dutton’s Nuclear Dream A Step Closer To Reality After Securing Funding From Motor Finance Wizard
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has announced the seven proposed sites for the Coalition's nuclear plan have received funding from...
Trevor Transferred $1.6m To A Stranger On The Internet. Now He Wants The Banks And The Taxpayer To Bail Him Out.
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Trevor remembers the first text messages.
"Heelo Sir/Mam," it read.
"Yor Commenwealth bank account is over-draw, please click this link tom...
Albo Commits To Building Moon Base By 2035
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Australia will be the next nation to space, the Prime Minister announced in Canberra this morning, telling reporters that...
Caribbean Businessman Angus Taylor Cheers On West Indies Against England
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Shadow Treasurer and part-time Caribbean entrepreneur Angus Taylor was spotted cheering on his West Indies in their T20 World...
