Government Tries To Coax Employees Back Into The Workplace With New Ashley Madison Inspired Campaign
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs various state governments admit to having some trouble encouraging employees to come back to the office, the Victorian government has decided to...
“We Don’t Go There Anymore” Says Mum Before Filling You In On The Latest Hometown Gossip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local mother has paused to reflect on the many wrongs a local bakery has committed against her this...
Orange Slice Found To Be The Foot Fetish Of The Biscuit World
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some unsurprising news, it has now been confirmed that liking orange creams is the biscuit equivalent of having a foot fetish, which...
Local Woman Unconvinced That ‘The Weather’ Is A Good Excuse For Boyfriend To Go To Pub
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
French Quarter woman Grace Willoughby remains skeptical that the sudden spike in temperature is reason enough for her...
RBA Admit Destroying The Lives And Future Of Young Australians Is The Only Way Out Of This Inflation Nightmare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's cash mummy, RBA Boss Michele Bullock, has admitted today that the only path out of this inflation...
Kyle Sandilands Goes For Broke And Tells Melbourne How He Passed A Hard Stool The Other Day Which Gave Him Anal Prolapse And Worse Of All His Dog Licked...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular radio personality Kyle Sandilands decided to kick off his radio show this morning with a story so graphic...
ABS Will Check For Invisible Ink Responses On Sexuality Census Question For Those Who Can’t Host
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In an unprecedented move, the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has announced a new, innovative method for this year’s...
Beautiful And Rich Celebrity Asked What’s The Secret To Feeling Confident
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn an exclusive interview with a popular gossip magazine, a stunning and wealthy A-lister has revealed what gives her confidence when she’s having...
Success! Sydney Metro Surpasses Low Bar Of NSW Transport Projects By Being Faster Than Walking Pace
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe brand new Sydney Metro has been met with universal applause after it has achieved a feat that the last major transport project...
Melbourne Agrees With Rich 78-Year-Old’s Assessment That Sydney City Is More Vibrant Than Victorian Capital
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The City of Melbourne has wholeheartedly agreed with the assessment made by Sydney Lord Mayor Clover Moore that the...
