People Surprised By Lana Del Rey’s New Boyfriend Obviously Never Watched Her Music Videos
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactUS singer and songwriter Lana Del Rey, 39 is rumoured to be dating a 56 year old alligator tour guide from Louisiana, which...
New Dad Finds 15kg Through Diet And Exercise
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A French Quarter man has reportedly found 15 kilograms following the birth of his first child.
The new father, Marcel...
Q+A Producer Enjoying This Rich Vein Of Old Fools Willing To Humiliate Themselves On National Television He’s Found
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After years in the ratings doldrums, the ABC's flagship forum programme, Q+A, is back in the minds of the...
David Anderson Departs The ABC Over The Hideous New Website Layout
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After six years getting attacked from all sides, ABC boss David Anderson has said fuck you all and plans...
Lost Man Wondering Through Mecca Treated Like A Level 5 Beauty Looper After Staff Discover He’s Just Looking For A Present
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A lost man wondering through Mecca's flagship store inside the Betoota Lakes Westfield this afternoon was singled out by...
From The Archives: Fraser Destroys One-Day Cricket And Formula 1 With Tobacco Ad Ban
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Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser has bowed to increasing pressure from anti-smoking groups and implemented the former Whitlam Government's proposed...
Local Amateur Ceramicist Watches On As Etsy Slowly Morphs Into Fancy Temu
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A French Quarter small-scale artisan says their beloved online marketplace Etsy is increasingly resembling a high-end version of Temu.
Juanita...
Melbourne Is Banning Share Scooters. Here Are 5 Other Things Local Teens Can Throw In The Yarra River For Fun
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Melbourne's move to ban shared e-scooters from the CBD has sparked a lot of conversation, especially as it follows...
LA Olympic Closing Ceremony To Feature A Lime Green Maloo Cutting Hoops And Peeling Out Of The Stadium In Anticipation For Brisbane
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The Brisbane 2032 Olympics team has announced that the closing ceremony of the 2028 Los Angeles Games will feature...
Coles To Trial Armed Guards In Self-Checkouts As A Lethal Deterrent To Criminals Attempting To Steal Food
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Supermarket conglomerate Coles is set to trial placing armed guards at the self-checkout sections of their stores in low...
