“It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until It Gets Us” Say Parents Of Sick Toddler Down With Gastro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights couple is reportedly waiting for the inevitable as their two-year-old son, Ollie James, battles an aggressive...
Local Woman Puts On Her Gayest Leftie Outfit To Avoid Being Handed Any Voting Pamphlets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who borders on the more introverted side has decided to pop on her most ‘lesbian fit’ possible today, to avoid...
“Wow, Hard Act To Follow” Say Nurses Union With Protest Booked In Next Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Following the dramatic anti-war protests sweeping Melbourne this week, the Victorian Nurses Union is already feeling the pressure ahead...
Couple Do Everyone A Solid And Get Married Where They—And Most Of Their Friends And Family Live
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
A local couple has stunned friends and family by breaking with the upper-middle-class tradition of a destination wedding...
Employer Says It’s OK To Not Be OK But HR Will Probably Use You Not Being OK Against You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A legal practitioner has made the egregious decision this week to inform the firm's HR department that she's having...
Tasmanians Have Been Eating Cats For Generations. Do Trump’s Comments Go Too Far?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former US President Donald Trump’s latest debate performance has sparked global outrage, but nowhere more so than Tasmania, where...
Black Market Schooners On The Rise As Government’s Disgraceful Excise Increases Force Blokes Underground
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The skyrocketing cost of a cold schooner at the pub has pushed a growing number of blokes underground, as...
Readers Of The Advocate Aged Under-16 Begin Subscribing To Print Edition In Anticipation Of Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Thousands of teenagers across Australia have reportedly begun subscribing to the print edition of The Betoota Advocate, following the...
Investigation Finds Proposed Brisbane Metro Is Just A Really Long Bus
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A week-long investigation by The Advocate's 'Floodlight' team has found that the proposed Brisbane Metro is just a very...
“I Over-Leveraged Myself When Interest Rates Were Near Zero. Now The RBA Is Forcing Me To Sell My House”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local man Chris Dunlop explained to The Advocate that the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has left him with...
