“Perfect” Says Newspaper Editor After Learning Man Defending Negative Gearing Is Also Indian Or Whatever
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The editor of our newspaper's crosstown rival publication, The Betoota Bugle, has laughed all the way to the Diamantina...
First Live Performance Of ‘Satisfy You’ In 20 Years Receives Standing Ovation From Prison Inmates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThere's been an air of jubilation among inmates of a protective unit of a US prison today as Diddy and R.Kelly finally reunited...
Thursday Night Earmarked For Local Man To Head To The Pub With The Boys So He’s Hungover On Company Time Tomorrow Then Fresh On The Weekend For Family
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In a masterclass of time management, French Quarter professional Nathan Barker has locked in a Thursday night pub session...
RBA Tells Homeowners To EADC LMAO As It Keeps Rates Steady
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The Reserve Bank has kept rates on hold for the 10th consecutive month, extinguishing hopes that mortgage holders would...
Gas Escaping From Sentient, Cardigan-Wearing Nappy Bin Mistakenly Transcribed And Published In The Australian
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A sound of noxious gas escaping from cardigan-wrapped sentient nappy bin has been transcribed and mistakenly published in The...
Sydney Finance Wanker Begins Search For SCG Members Card And Swans Scarf To Borrow
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With the Swans set to host Port Adelaide in a crucial semi-final at the Sydney Cricket Ground (SCG) this...
“I Could See Myself Living Here” Says Australian Visiting Nicest Part Of London In The Middle Of Summer
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A local woman who bookended a trip to Europe with a long July weekend in London came to the...
Ambulance Wait Times Have Blown Out Because Nation Has Gone Soft, According To Minister
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As ambulance wait times across Australia continue to reach record highs, the Federal Health Minister Mark Butler has taken...
There Are Two Equally As Good Games Of Victorian Leg Tennis On This Weekend That People Will Certainly Enjoy Watching
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People from all parts of the country are excited to watch some Victorian Leg Tennis games this weekend.
There are...
Australians To Re-Embrace The Noble Art Of Scalping As Ticketmaster Introduces Dynamic Pricing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAustralia is now yet another lucky country to experience Ticketmaster dynamic pricing, as fans hoping to see punk rock band Green Day report...
