Vet Forced To Clarify That No, He Didn’t Go To Afghanistan, He Is An Animal Repairman
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Momentary confusion filled the beer garden of the Gelded Seahorse Hotel in the French Quarter this afternoon as one...
Chrome Dome Debuts Backwards Cap
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One of our town's baldest men has debuted a tasteful backwards cap today in a soft launch before His...
City Worker Rises From Thursday Night Drinks To See Nedd Brockmann’s Already Run The Equivalent Of Sydney To Newcastle
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A doughy city worker spurred his ageing meat sack to life this morning around 8am, first taking a sip...
Local Kangaroo Decides Speeding Orb Of Light Speeding Through Paddock Warrants Further Investigation
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A local kangaroo has reportedly made the bold decision to investigate a speeding orb of light cutting through a...
Pesutto Returns From Court To Find Victorian Liberals Discussing Whether The Darwin Bombing Was Fake
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The tired and weary leader of the Victorian Liberals has today realised he might have a bit more work cut out from him...
Kid Laroi’s Grand Final Show To Feature Giant Wooden Horse That Definitely Doesn’t Have Anyone In It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTKid Laroi has revealed that the giant wooden horse behind him definitely doesn't have rap group hiding inside of it to get around...
Miserable Old Bastard On Strata Can And Will Make A Complaint About Absolutely Anything
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Residents of a modest red-brick apartment block on Rue des Perdus in our town's bohemian French Quarter are amused...
End Of Days Confirmed As Filthy Murrays Bus Spotted Driving Down Hume
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The fabric of our democracy and global politics at large is coming to an end after a filthy Murrays...
Koala Airlines To Compete With Duopoly By Offering Basic Respect To Staff, Customers
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Koala Airlines has announced plans to shake up the long-held Qantas-Virgin aviation duopoly by offering a service that neither...
Barnaby Says His Chinese-Made Ariat Boots Exploding Over The Weekend Stands As A Warning To Us All
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Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to all Australians that Chinese-made products could pose a threat to national security...
