Liberals Housing Policy Just A $5bn Wire Transfer To Meriton
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The Liberal Party have announced their long-awaited housing policy today in Canberra.
While the details of the plan aren't known...
Man Ponders The Eternal Question Of Whether That Noise Was The Baby Or Just A Crow
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A Betoota Heights father is facing one of the great existential dilemmas of modern parenthood. The distinction between his...
Raiders Immediately Offer Englishman Visiting Canberra A Three-Year Deal
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In what is perhaps the most ambitious signing in recent NRL history, the Canberra Raiders have reportedly offered a...
Final Death Knell For Brat Meme As First Lime Green Post Is Spotted On Facebook
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTPeople from all over the world have gathered to mourn the death of the Brat meme as it has finally passed on to...
7 Ways You Can Romanticise Your Life As A Modern Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIs your life boring? Is it less 'Bridgerton' and more like the Australian version of The Office? Never fear, as here are seven...
Albo Dons Traditional Coastie Dress As He Ventures Down To The Kinny Pub For His First Beer As A Cenny Coast Local
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is headed to the pub this afternoon like millions of other hardworking Australians do but...
Lehrmann’s Threat To Start An OnlyFans Proves Public Servants Will Do Anything But Get A White Card
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Out-of-work chungus Bruce Lehrmann has been living off a different variety of taxpayer dollars recently as he looks to...
Self-Respecting Young Man Sits On Hotel Bed To Put Shoes On Because He Ain’t No Goddamn Cuck!
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Staying in Betoota’s finest roadside accommodation, 27-year-old Chad Reynolds made one thing abundantly clear this morning. He’s not sitting...
Antidepressant Brands Almost Indistinguishable From Dungeons And Dragons Characters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some lighter news, a local woman has discovered the easiest way to name her Dungeons and Dragons character is to simply look...
Office Footy Tipping Won Again By Colleague Who Doesn’t Follow It Or Even Care
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The Advocate's NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from finance, who took out last year's...
