Kate McClymont Learns She Can Only Investigate Dodgy Tradies, Hoons And Neighbourhood Disputes From Now On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular Fairfax investigative journalist Kate McClymont returned from lunch this afternoon to find a yellow envelope waiting on her keyboard.
In it were details of...
Gay Community Say Their Bar Is Essentially Just A Hen’s Party Function Centre Now
ELSA BLUEBOTTLE | Local News | Contact
The close-knit French Quarter gay community has lashed out today at the constant stream of maids-of-honour booking Hen's Nights at...
Comprehensive Study Of The Fashion Industry Finds That It’s ‘Fucking Pointless’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An in-depth and comprehensive study undertaken by the CSIRO has concluded that the fashion industry, on the whole, serves no purpose.
In the report,...
Groom-To-Be Spends Entire Session With Wedding Planner Pretending To Care About Things
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Should we have drinks on the lawn first for a bit and then bring the hors-d'oeuvres out? Or just bring...
“Yeah Splendour Was Great” Says Colleague Returning To Work With A Thousand-Yard Stare
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The clinking of stainless-steel on porcelain was all that kept Julie Proctor company in the office kitchenette this morning...
School Boy Impresses Classmates By Pretending Mouth Condensation Is Cigarette Smoke
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A local 10-year-old has this morning cemented himself as the popular kid amongst his classmates by pretending to smoke...
Hatred Of Loud Motorbikes The Glue That Holds Local Community Together
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Standing on the footpath outside their favourite cafe, Blanche and David Hickmore have just strengthened the bond with other members...
90% Of Office Cleaner’s Job Is Wiping Up Backsplash From Thai Lunch Specials
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | CONTACT
A local office cleaner has today found herself wondering what the hell she is doing with her life after wiping up what...
Tech Industry Takes It One Further With New Ladder Desks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Standing desks are old news, that's according to a prominent tech start-up based out of a hot desking share space in Betoota's...
Critics Of Gina Rinehart’s Climate Denial Eat Humble Pie After Discovering She Owns A Prius
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Earlier this week it was revealed that billionaire mining magnate Gina Rinehart is a key donor to Australian climate...
