Office Dog’s Vomit Set To Dissolve Slowly Into Carpet Until Owner Comes Back From Lunch
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"What the fuck is that?" asked Georgia Frost as she came back into the accounts department.
The drone of office chairs wheeling back over...
“Abolish Centrelink!” Chortles Uptown Boy Who’s Never Needed To Go Inside One
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"One hundred and fifty billion," said the weak-chinned suit.
"That's with a 'b' not an 'm'. That's what Centrelink costs...
Pub Manager Laughs In The Face Of Bartender Who ‘Needs To Go Early’
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On this gorgeous ANZAC Day afternoon in our cosmopolitan inland metropolis, a popular French Quarter bar manager got the...
Clothes Enjoy Fourth Wash Cycle Since Friday As Useless Man Forgets To Hang Them Out Once Again
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"Fuck," he said firmly enough for his neighbour across the hall to hear.
A socially-popular Betoota Heights man swore as...
Local Hopes For True Love Dashed After She Pulls Out The Crystals
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A local man has today had his renewed hope for true loved dashed when a visit to the...
Freezer Bananas From 2014 Still Waiting Patiently To Be Turned Into Bread
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On a lazy Sunday morning back in 2014, Dennis Rutland got up off the couch where he was watching...
Exotic Fish Tank In Pokies A Testament To All The Cash Lost In That Room
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A Galaxy Rasbora, Red Spot Severum, and even the endangered Nosferatu Labridens are just some of the exotic fish...
Country Person Heading Home For Weekend Forgot How Fucking Cold It Gets
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A 20-something man who’s spent the past 3 years softening his country coat on the eastern sea board has...
Man Walking Barefoot Around Woolies Shouting Into Phone Doesn’t Want You To Get Him Fucking Started
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Deverill 'Wapjohns' Slacks is under the pump, witnesses say.
Striding headlong through the magic doors at the Betoota Heights Woolworths,...
“Sorry, This Is On Trend Now” Says Girlfriend Cutting The Bottom Off Her Boyfriend’s Jeans
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Right before his goddamn eyes, James Carmichael could only watch on as his life partner cut the cuffs off...
