Farmer Who Started Destocking A Year Ago Says He’s Right For Drought Relief Thanks
CINDY PEARSON | Agribusiness | Contact
A local grazier has taken to social media today to announce that he doesn't need or want any drought relief at the moment...
Science Behind Glass Kettle In Office Kitchen Still Amazes City Worker Every Time She Sees It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
With a knowing 11 am nod over the cubical wall at her best work friend, Emma Douglas received one back - which meant...
Man Tells Himself He Won’t Waste This Weekend Coming Like He Has With Every Other One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Ok, fuck face," he said, looking himself in the eye.
"This weekend, you're not going to drink yourself into unconsciousness...
Self-Described Writer Decides To Procrastinate At Local Cafe For A Change
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Freelance writer and full-time son, Jamie Pike (26) decided to mix things up earlier today and procrastinate in a local cafe.
Taking his densely...
Leasing Agent Laughs In Face Of Peasant Renters Asking For Their Bond Back
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
French Quarter real estate agent Belinda Rowe (46) has received a formal complaint from a group of tenants who...
Matt Preston Debuts The Longreach Pocket Square
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular food-critic-cum-chef-cum-television presenter Matt Preston has wowed onlookers today after being papped in North Betoota this afternoon wearing the...
Short Local Man Rejoices As RM Williams Releases Magic Boot That Makes People Appear Taller
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A pint-sized city worker has thrown his tiny arms up in glee as popular Italian-owned bootmaker, RM Williams, today released a magic boot...
Work Friend Promoted To Real Friend After Weekend Hang Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"You know what," he said.
"I know who loves the beach. Gary. Fuck it, I'll give him a ring and...
Stand-Up Career Looking Serious As Profile Pic Changes To Performance Shot
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Facebook friends of the substitute teacher and hobbyist comedian Harry Rovedi (27) have been notified that their friend’s career...
Local Boomer’s 15 Cents Shopping Bag Outrage Redirected Towards ‘They Day’ Campaign
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Logistics expert Oscar West (65) has had to pause his outrage over reusable plastic bags after hearing about ‘They...
