Bureau Of Meteorology Confirms Wind Is The Shittest Kind Of Weather
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | CONTACT
In news out of Betoota today, it has been confirmed that wind is the shittest and it can fuck right off.
Thats according...
Report: Winx Doesn’t Understand Or Give A Fuck About How Amazing She Is, Just Wants A Carrot
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | CONTACT
A report released to has revealed legendary racing mare Winx is in fact a 7-year-old horse and that she just wants to...
Grammatically Incorrect Restaurant Name Good Indicator Of High Quality Cuisine
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | CONTACT
Restaurants specialising in foreign cuisine will serve a far more authentic and superior meal if their name is grammatically incorrect, it has...
Investigation Launched Into Who Sparked The Chain Reaction Of Yellow Bins On An Off Week
LEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact
A local Brisbane street collective has launched a thorough investigation into which resident put their yellow recycling bin on the kerb on...
Running Becomes Local Toddler’s Favourite Pastime Just Days After Learning How
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights 21-month-old has ushered in a new era of worry for his parents this week after learning...
Report: How Good Are Movies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by anyone with a couple hours to spare is that watching movies is so sick, and the best way to...
Man With Absolutely No Spatial Awareness Wonders Why Everyone Around Him Is An Arsehole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Known locally for his ability to meander slowly down a footpath and to sometimes just stop walking for no...
ABC Fact Checker Explodes After Being Tasked With Checking Everything Bob Katter Said Today About The Sacking Of Senator Annings
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A supercomputer at the heart of ABC's Fact Checking Unit has reportedly exploded this afternoon after a staff member...
Mememakers Set For An Influx Of Content With Release Of New Puppet Movie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Mememakers on the internet have rejoiced today with news of The Happytime Murders Puppet movie being released.
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“Don’t Talk To Me About Droughts” Says Unremarkable City Worker Who Hasn’t Mated Since 2008
INGRID DOULTON | Local News | Contact
There's not a person who'd believe that Dennis Rutland had a packet of Snickers Pods for breakfast this...
