Girlfriend’s Half-Arsed Promise To Share The Driving Eventually Waived After Three Hour Nap
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A local woman has today set a new Guinness World Record in the narcolepsy category. Kate Smove (27) was out cold within the first...
Little Cousin Informs World That He’s Allowed A Few Stubbies In New Facebook Photo Album
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Sam Linmenhan (15) has just received his 115th like on a photo of himself and his other underage friend that he uploaded to...
Twiggy Forrest Presents Tony Abbott With His Very Own Welfare Quarantine Basic Card
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Just days after being made Scott Morrison's special envoy on Indigenous Affairs, Tony Abbott has received his Quarantine Welfare...
Man’s Plan To Ration Takeaway Butter Chicken For Three Nights Fails
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Tony Johns lied to himself last night.
With his girlfriend away on a work trip for the week, the 26-year-old electrician from the Golf...
Tony Abbott Stopped By Police For Absolutely No Reason Whatsoever For The First Time
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Respected Manly community elder Tony Abbott told media in Canberra this morning that he's just received his first Operating A Motor Vehicle While...
Queensland Man Under Fire After Shaving Son’s Head For Wally Lewis Book Week Costume
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A photo of a young boy dressed up as Rugby League immortal Wally 'The King' Lewis - complete with a bald head - for...
Brisbane Girl At Sushi Train Briefly Considers Getting Something Other Than Chicken And Avo Rolls
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A Brisbane woman spent a little bit of time last night contemplating whether to step out of her comfort zone.
Phoebe Husic (26) from...
Abbott Joins Local F45 Gym In An Effort To Tackle Turnbull Related Self Esteem Issues
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After another tumultuous month, Tony Abbott, the country’s former Prime Minister has today decided to turn things around.
For a couple of years,...
Scott Morrison Confirmed As The Oldest Known Living Scott
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After a dramatic week saw Scott Morrison become the next Prime Minister of Australia, the nation was left wondering;
Isn't 'Sco-mo' pretty old to be...
Coke Releases New ‘Hint of Winfield’ Variety To Corner Lucrative Early Morning Smoko Market
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In Coke’s latest move of their rebrand campaign titled “Everything Is Fine,” the soft drink giant has launched Coke with a Hint of...
