Government Study Concludes Nothing Is More Uncool Than New Riding Boots
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Clip-clopping his way out of the grimmest Young Liberal's meeting in years, Darcy Alistair thought nothing could be worse...
Malcolm Turnbull Laughs And Pours Himself Another Stiff Tall Glass Of Diet Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The former Prime Minister awoke early today in New York, put his favourite Gazman trousers on, buttoned his crispest Hugo...
Sensible Middle-Class Family Rocked To Their Core By Unprecedented Belly Button Piercing
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Maddie Hay (18) has just sent shockwaves through her sensible middle-class family after revealing to her mother and...
“Everything Is Fine” Says Political Party About To Lose One Of Its Safest Seats Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Coalition is set to lose one of its safest seats tomorrow at the Wentworth byelection.
Located in Sydney's far...
“Curls Get The Girls” Confirms Possible Serial Killer
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A long and wildly held theory has been confirmed today.
The theory, that curly hair is in someway more sexually attractive to women has...
Katter Moves Motion In Parliament That It’s Ok To Not Want To Be Torn To Pieces By A Crocodile
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Australian politician Bob Katter III MP has declared "anti-wanting-to-kill-crocs-out-of-fear" discrimination is on the rise, and will move a motion in federal parliament saying...
‘Locals Only’ Tag At Metropolitan Beach Makes It Clear Only A Few Million People Can Surf Here
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Just in case there ever was any doubt, a poorly graffed tag on the foreshore of a city beach has made it clear...
ABC24 Accidentally Broadcast Live Images From Inside Liberal Party Room
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the blame game continues over the 'accidental and regrettable' support for One Nation's controversial 'It's OK To Be...
Friend’s Ugly Engagement Ring Still Looks Really… Wow
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
local woman has today had to call on her two semesters of year 10 drama after her friend...
Guy Standing Still In Surf Definitely Pissing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Beachgoers are warned to not enter the water in the vicinity of an unidentified man who has been spotted standing still amongst the...
