Betting Agencies Take Odds On What Will Cause Outrage Next Week After The Everest Is Over
INGRID DOULTON | In Focus | Contact
The world's richest and most exclusive horse-race-on-turf will happen in Sydney this weekend - then something equally as...
“An Aussie Does Molly”: Gus Worland’s New Cricket Show To Showcase The Real Australian Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's favourite intrepid cricket fan is back!
That's the message from Foxtel today after they launched their dedicated cricket...
Lunch Beer Doing Wonders For Afternoon Productivity
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In hindsight, says Julia Pearson, perhaps washing down that tropical-themed double chicken parmigiana with a pint of 8% red...
Louis CK Hopes You Have It In Your Heart To Find The Thought Of Him Wanking Funny Again
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Almost one year after being brave enough to admit that he was creepy once, comedian Louis CK is hoping audiences have it in...
Proud Boomer Winds Wall Clock Forward Manually Just Like He Did In The Good Old Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In less developed parts of the nation, clocks went forward an hour for daylight savings overnight and one South...
Man Saves Slice Of The Pizza He Just Devoured So He Can Say He Didn’t Just Devour A Whole Pizza
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A visiting big kahuna has kicked his Baxter boots off in his motel room and retreated to bed with...
City Worker Misses Out On The Scotch Fingers Yet Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Fuck!" he said loudly enough to fill them empty break room.
French Quarter corporate lawyer Darcy Mulholland was just minutes...
Crypto Investor Nearing The Point Where He Can Laugh About It All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Sam Boyall has today conceded that he is almost ready to have a laugh about his last twelve months.
Still in a fairly sizeable...
“This Suburb Is Still A Bit Dodgy” Says Student Eating A $9 Bánh Mì
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
If you ask Peter Dollarson which artist should be playing this year's AFL Grand Final, he'd pensively rock back...
“Good Time To Buy” Says 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Who’s Quietly Downgraded From Leased Beamer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Despite all the negativity in the press over the last few days, Angus Hunt has an optimistic outlook.
With his clients that is at...
