Sharehouse Couch Begins New Journey With Sharehouse That Just Walked Past It On The Street
Residents of ‘The Snake Pitt’ have regretfully moved their three-seater couch on to the street this morning after three long years of service.
The five...
Barnaby Joyce Dresses As Richard Di Natale For Halloween At Parliament House
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The Former Deputy Prime Minister has stolen the show at a poorly-attended Parliament House Halloween party.
Dressed as Greens Party leader, Richard Di...
Coworker Who’s Always Talking About Her Shares Is In A Real Mood This Morning
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A soft but widely audible 'fuck' poured out of Isabelle Rutland's mouth this morning, just past 10 am local time,...
Mushroom Bun On Local Works Burger Found To Make It Automatically Healthy
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A Betoota Heights man who enjoys running and sharing his route to Facebook opted to go with a mushroom...
Man Looking To Do An Absolute Number On Himself Finds What He’s Looking For
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"Can I get a schooner of that?" he asked sheepishly.
On a scale of 1 to 10, Darren Boing's week has been a solid...
Tradesman Confronts Arch Nemesis During Heated Midweek Showdown In Local Loading Zone
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A remarkably unpopular local parking ranger is in the hospital this morning and a French Quarter builder is facing charges after a heated...
Town’s Dumbest Man Has The Right Of Way But Insists Other Motorist Go First
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"What are you doing?" she thought.
"Why are you stopping in the middle of the intersection? Why are you telling me to go?"
"Who gave...
Loving Husband Forced To Talk Shit About Wife During Game Of Golf
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A round of golf with the gents turned into a sordid affair for Bill Hurst (66) who was forced to talk shit about...
Local Vet Quietly Cheering After Yet Another French Bulldog Pup Turns Up In The Neighbourhood
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"This breed is basically like owning a vintage Alfa Romeo," laughed the vet.
"They're born half-fucked and they slowly get...
Beachgoer Completes Ultimate Act Of Friendship And Rubs Sunscreen Into Mates Back
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Zach Brown has been praised for his efforts today.
The 28-year-old plumber from Betoota Heights pushed himself to the very limits yesterday.
Down the Sunshine...
