Plain Clothes Cop Blows Cover By Asking Teenage Drug Dealer To ‘Add Him On MSN’
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Local teenagers were left in a state of confusion yesterday, after a seemingly 'cool' older man asked them if they were active users...
Problem Gambler Thankful Betting App Won’t Ever Leave Him Like His BS Wife And Kids Did
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Mike Simmons told our reporter he's a long way off cashing out with the old toaster in the bath...
Best Man Given Task Of Telling The Wedding DJ That He’s Not God
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A quaint if not overtly-religious wedding ceremony took a brief detour as best man Alex Poltorak (28) was given the onerous task of...
“I’m A Southpaw” Says City Worker After Second Session At Local Combat Gym
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A local pen-pusher has revealed his fighting style to The Betoota Advocate today.
The account manager at Marketing Agency in Betoota's Old City District confirmed to...
Bloke Riding Motorbike In Boardies Forces Everyone To Imagine Those Pins Full Of Gravel
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A local daredevil has made local motorists imagine a disgusting scenario today by deciding to ride into town without proper motorbike attire.
Shayne Nicholls...
Local Man’s Virtual Cowboy Has Been Eating Far Better Than Him This Week
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Even when he's not riding through the many vistas with the Van der Linde gang, a local leasing agent is thinking about it.
With the...
Six Months In, Man’s Purchase Of Playboy Cologne Has Somehow Failed To Net Him A Single Root
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On an unseasonably cold and wet Monday afternoon in April, Dexter Pearson's world came crashing down around him.
The polite but ultimately simple business...
Popular Rapper In The News Again For Saying Something About Some Things He Did One Time
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Kanye West, a popular American rapper and producer, has made headlines again around the world for making comments on something he...
Yuppie Dad Sporting A Boston Red Sox Hat Completely Oblivious To Recent World Series Win
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A Betoota Grove father-of-four was spotted at The Whooton School Fête earlier this week in his dashing Boston Red...
Mate Really Sounding Like A Loser Boss During Phone Call With One Of His Younger Colleagues
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Tony Jobs has been caught out by some friends this afternoon.
The young engineer from Betoota Heights was sprung using his 'other voice' during...
