ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large |Contact
In an effort to show the people how safe this new pangolin plague cure is, the Deputy Prime Minister has told the Prime Minister’s Office that he’ll get the jab directly into his brain on live television if it’ll help.
It’s not known at this stage if Scott Morrison is going to take Michael McCormack up on his offer but none the less, the selflessness displayed by the Big Show From Many Crow On Rock has been noted by a nervous Australian public.
“I don’t give a fuck, I know this fucking thing is safe,” said McCormack this morning in a telephone call with The Advocate.
“I will get this fucking vaccine injected into my brain. On Live TV. Fuck cunt, I’ll even let fucking Karl Stefanovic do it,”
“Mate, I’ve been on the phone to my American counterpart, the lady and she reckons the Fizer [sic] vaccine is fucking bang on and won’t roll people at all. I’ve let my close personal friend Scott Morrison know that I’m prepared to do it and he hasn’t called me back yet the lazy cunt! [laughs] Oi, but yeah oi so maybe nah, yeah I’ll fucking do it, hey?”
The Advocate has reached out to The Prime Minister’s Office for comment but has yet to receive a reply.
More to come.
