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Inhaling a lungful of air from his now quite dirty homemade bong, local bloke Noah Tomlinson reassures himself for the fourth time that week that he doesn’t have an addiction.
You see, the mere fact that he’s relying on a disposable item to enjoy his paraphernalia means that Noah can cut his habit any time.
He just doesn’t feel like doing it right now.
And sure, a homemade bong doesn’t necessarily fit in with the decor of his bachelor pad, but purchasing a store-bought bong would be admitting that he has a problem.
Which he doesn’t.
This line of logic is likely why he also prefers to buy loose tobacco instead of rolled ones, reasoning to himself that DIY lung lollies are a ‘far healthier alternative.’
No, as long as Noah continues to rip cones out of a Gatorade saxophone and not from a hygienic glass bong, he’s still a respectable person and not like a full blown stoner.
More to come.
